Heeding the Crocodiles
Thursday, January 22, 2009
  They Don't Appreciate the Jokes, But I Still Make Them
An after-school conversation with one of my daughters:

Me: What did you learn in school today?

Her: We learned about meters, and, uh, some other thing that started with a "d".

Me: Oh, you mean the metric system?

Her: Yes!

Me: Well, it's very important that you learn the metric system. Do you know why?

Her: No.

Me: Because the U.S. will convert to it in 1977.

Her: [Blank look, then an eye-roll, since she's not sure whether or not the joke's on her.]
 
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